Humorous Jokes and Wordplay: A Collection of Funny Anecdotes
Humorous Jokes and Wordplay
What did one leg say to the other leg? – The girl in need not combed.
What is the height of a bald man? – Have an accident and saved by a whisker.
What is the height of the blind? – Falling in love at first sight.
Why do they place 5 TVs together? – To see Telecinco.
Why don’t overweight women enter the kitchen? – Because there is a boat that sets: Sal Gorda.
A leper in a TV contest and the presenter says: Congratulations, you have won a trip to Tunisia! The leper says: What
Read MoreUnveiling Family Secrets: A Journey of Self-Discovery
Sad, happy, jealous, excited, sympathetic, regretful, grateful, angry, alarmed… Human beings experience a wide range of emotions.
It was a day at home just like any other day, far from the city center, near the mountains. That day was darker, cloudier, and windier than usual. In that moment, I felt something horrible was going to happen.
I didn’t know what was coming. My heart was racing, pounding like a drum, rising and rising until the climax arrived.
My body, scared of the whistles of the wind,
Read MoreMacbeth and Paulina: Fate, Free Will, and the Pursuit of Peace
Macbeth: Fate and Free Will in Shakespeare’s Tragedy
The Influence of the Witches’ Prophecies
In Shakespeare’s Macbeth, the witches’ prophecies are presented as truths that may also be what Macbeth needs to hear to fulfill his destiny. These prophecies serve as a tool to manipulate Macbeth, ultimately placing his fate in his own hands. He believes in the prophecies but is uncertain if they will come to pass without his intervention. After all, the witches never specify how he will become king. When
Read MoreCelebrity Vocabulary: Nouns, Verbs, Adjectives & Collocations
Nouns
Autograf = Autograph. Person’s signature. That of a famous person for keeping as a memento.
Guardia espatlles = Bodyguard. A person or group of people who escort and protect someone
Tripulació= Crew. A group of people working together.
Multitud= Crowd. A large group of people.
Energia = Drive. Strength, power
Entreteniment = Entertainment. Distraction from one’s regular thoughts.
Promes/a= Fiancée. A woman who is engaged to be married.
Hereva = Heiress. A man or woman who is an heir.
Idol= idol.
Read MoreSaki’s Short Stories: Characters, Plots, and Themes
Open Window
- Characters:
- Framton Nuttel (tired, nervous)
- Mrs. Sappleton
- Vera (mature, intelligent, 15 years old, Mrs. Sappleton’s niece, she invents stories)
- Questions:
- Why is the window open? – Because Vera lies, saying that Mrs. Sappleton’s husband and brother disappeared one day, and the window is open because Mrs. Sappleton believes they will return through it.
- What stories does Vera invent? – 1st about Mrs. Sappleton’s husband and her brothers who went hunting and fell into a bog. 2nd about Nuttel,
Personality Traits, Conflicts, Sleep, and Idioms: Key Terms
Personality Traits and Personal Conflicts
Personality Adjectives
- Demanding (adj): Said of a person that is calling for attention.
- Insecure (adj): A person without self-confidence. Subject to fears and doubts.
- Outgoing (adj): Cheerful, sociable.
- Rebellious (adj): Someone that goes against what they are told.
- Respectful (adj): A person who is nice and polite.
- Self-centered (adj): A person that thinks just of themself; egocentric.
- Traditional (adj): A person that has old-fashioned manners. A person that follows